GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
Scorpion Tailed Gecko
This small lizard is a native of Oman. When threatened they curl their tales up to mimic a scorpion.
Scorpion Tailed Spider
Speaking of scorpion tails… This group of spiders have long tails that also mimic the threat display of a scorpion….
ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.
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